Zombie Claus is coming to town, to find out who tastes naughty and who tastes nice!
Enter into the salaciously sexy world of "Environmental Espionage" and meet Jayms Blonde. He's gorgeous, he's gay, he makes the bad guys pay! A hairdresser by trade and a secret agent by choice, this former U.S. Navy Seal can handle an Uzi like a teasing comb. Aided by his faithful pedicurist, Precious Needmore, they lead an elite band of Pink Berets to save the planet from bad hair and bad air. Armed with bulletproof mousse, an Uzi blow-dryer, hair curler hand grenades, explosive peel-and-stick plastique nails, and laser teasing combs, they rescue the dude-in-distress and make saving the world look fabulous!
Who better than a Blonde to tell Blonde Jokes. . . and not any blonde--it's Jayms Blonde. He talks Like Oscar Wilde and kicks ass like James Bond. So get ready to laugh when a gay hairdresser turned secret agent, shares his favorite jokes and those of his faithful pedicurist Precious Needmore, and Mama, their boss. Punch line after punch line is delivered with the same glee they use to save the earth from bad hair and bad air in "The Hair-Raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde." The photos are printed in black and white but your laughter will be in living color.
Wilde And Divine explores the 20 year friendship of Sarah Bernhardt and the roguish Oscar Wilde, who dubbed her, "The Divine Sarah." The action takes place during a theatrical tribute to Sarah, hosted by Oscar that serves to reveal the more extraordinary aspects of their private lives and incandescent careers. They relive and remember the moments that shaped their careers and their fate. The tragic similarities of their obsessions with their mothers, younger men and siblings creates an insight into their relationship that is tender, tearful and wicked in its wit.
